Tired of the same old jolly decor? Inject some sass into your season with this hand-painted pine wood sign that channels the Grinch’s gloriously grumpy schedule. Crafted for those who prefer sarcasm over sugarplums, this 4-foot statement piece is perfect for porches, entryways, or anywhere your inner misanthrope needs a laugh. Each brushstroke is done by hand—because mass-produced joy just isn’t our thing.
🖌️ Product Description:
• Size: 4’ x 12” • Material: Solid pine wood, hand-painted • Design: Features a hilarious faux itinerary inspired by the Grinch’s chaotic day—from Jazzercise to wall-staring and self-loathing • Finish: Weather-resistant sealant for indoor/outdoor display • Style: Whimsical lettering in festive green, and black with distressed edges for a rustic holiday vibe • Placement: Ideal for porches, mantels, or holiday photo ops • Bonus: Guaranteed to make your guests laugh—or at least question your sanity
“Booked & Bitter: Grinch’s Daily Grind”
Tired of the same old jolly decor? Inject some sass into your season with this hand-painted pine wood sign that channels the Grinch’s gloriously grumpy schedule. Crafted for those who prefer sarcasm over sugarplums, this 4-foot statement piece is perfect for porches, entryways, or anywhere your inner misanthrope needs a laugh. Each brushstroke is done by hand—because mass-produced joy just isn’t our thing.
🖌️ Product Description:
• Size: 4’ x 12” • Material: Solid pine wood, hand-painted • Design: Features a hilarious faux itinerary inspired by the Grinch’s chaotic day—from Jazzercise to wall-staring and self-loathing • Finish: Weather-resistant sealant for indoor/outdoor display • Style: Whimsical lettering in festive green, and black with distressed edges for a rustic holiday vibe • Placement: Ideal for porches, mantels, or holiday photo ops • Bonus: Guaranteed to make your guests laugh—or at least question your sanity
